Humble Your

Grumble

Humble Your Grumble

If you are hangry or even just hungry, humble your grumble with a delicious ‘build your own pizza’ from The Dark Kitchen.

The dark kitchen concept is taking the restaurant world by storm, and launched recently in Jozi for the first time, spearheaded by veteran restaurateur Larry Hodes, owner of Calexico at 44 Stanley, Arbour Café and Voodoo Lily.

The concept is known around the world as a virtual kitchen, cloud kitchen, and delivery-only restaurant. Johannesburg’s The Dark Kitchen is set to provide at-home diners with an innovative new offering.

The quirky ghost restaurant, hidden somewhere in the northern suburbs, will only be accessible online or by phone – so don’t expect to be seated and served!

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Why the 9th slice?

The only 9th slice pizza in the world.

Pizza’s have eight slices for you and your friends to enjoy, but sometimes you have that one uninvited guest or that one friend who loves pizza a little more than you do.

The 9th slice is perfect for the snack box for work in the morning, the walk of shame snack, the slice for the uninvited uncle no one speaks about. You deserve that 9th slice to guarantee you humble your grumble. No one wants to be left hangry.

Don’t worry, we got you...
The 9th slice is on us for that guest that unexpectedly shows up, a midnight snack or even for your lunchbox.

How It All

Works

The process starts with a simple craving for really good pizza.

Place your order through Uber Eats or Mr Delivery as well as ordering by calling us on 010 900 3703. Our fleet of Dark Scooters are ready to deliver to your door.

Choose your preferred base – normal, gluten-free or cauliflower and vegan cheese for banters and vegans – and your favourite toppings.

Your gourmet pizza will be crafted in the mystery location and finally, nine mouth-watering slices of pizza will be delivered to your door.

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